Great Balls of Fire!

[Jake]

Airline Passenger Sets Own Crotch On Fire: World Panics

Do I really need to bother linking to this? Seriously, this has to be the funniest thing I've read all month. The hysterical whining about the terrorist threat and the immediate imposition of still more ludicrous security restrictions that probably won't help... Not so much.

Christ, never thought I'd be nostalgic for the Troubles, but at least back then this sort of nonsense was in response to a credible threat.